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Monday, October 19, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Option #1
The rough rumble of hunger ravaged Tony's tummy, as he desperately cruised around his local grocery store. He'd in the store for a total of one hour and 33 minutes, and without any luck he was now about ready to remove his stomach and relieve himself of this ridiculous pickle of a situation he had lodged himself into.
It all started when he had first arrived at his location, in an attempt to find supplies for a delicious dinner; of which will not be named. As he looked and picked out his ingredients he realized the delicious dues ( THE SECRET INGREDIENTS) were missing. Therefore his diner (That will not be named) was ruined.
"What to do, what to do," he pondered out loud. Then he got it. "I will get the most delicious burger," he said to himself "A burger so delicious not even the gods of Olympus would be worthy."
"Well that's going to be difficult, isn't it?" said a passer by sarcastically.
"Well maybe not the gods of.....," Tony's voice trailed of as he saw it. The largest sign he had ever seen, at the front of the store, in big bold print and on bright fluorescent pink paper. "SMALL JIMMY BOY'S BIG GREASY BURGERS, SO DELICIOUS NOT EVEN THE GODS OF OLYMPUS ARE WORTHY!!!!!" then beside it was a much smaller sign. " Cantaloupe 99 cents".
Tony thought "well I'd much rather have the the cantaloupe."
So he headed towards the cantaloupe. As he walked away the noise behind him escalates, and a woman screams " CANTALOUPE ONLY 99 CENTS!"
Tony didn't even turn around. He just ran. Weaving in and out of rows trying to get towards the cantaloupe before the massive crowd. Sliding around the corner coming out of the condiments isle, he saw the cantaloupe. Sitting in a large bulk bin they sat, almost glowing amidst the other fruits. Then within an instant the crowd was on them. Like a pack of hungry wildebeest, the people fought for every last cantaloupe.
Dropping to his knee's Tony cried realizing that he was meant to stay hungry FOR EVER.
It all started when he had first arrived at his location, in an attempt to find supplies for a delicious dinner; of which will not be named. As he looked and picked out his ingredients he realized the delicious dues ( THE SECRET INGREDIENTS) were missing. Therefore his diner (That will not be named) was ruined.
"What to do, what to do," he pondered out loud. Then he got it. "I will get the most delicious burger," he said to himself "A burger so delicious not even the gods of Olympus would be worthy."
"Well that's going to be difficult, isn't it?" said a passer by sarcastically.
"Well maybe not the gods of.....," Tony's voice trailed of as he saw it. The largest sign he had ever seen, at the front of the store, in big bold print and on bright fluorescent pink paper. "SMALL JIMMY BOY'S BIG GREASY BURGERS, SO DELICIOUS NOT EVEN THE GODS OF OLYMPUS ARE WORTHY!!!!!" then beside it was a much smaller sign. " Cantaloupe 99 cents".
Tony thought "well I'd much rather have the the cantaloupe."
So he headed towards the cantaloupe. As he walked away the noise behind him escalates, and a woman screams " CANTALOUPE ONLY 99 CENTS!"
Tony didn't even turn around. He just ran. Weaving in and out of rows trying to get towards the cantaloupe before the massive crowd. Sliding around the corner coming out of the condiments isle, he saw the cantaloupe. Sitting in a large bulk bin they sat, almost glowing amidst the other fruits. Then within an instant the crowd was on them. Like a pack of hungry wildebeest, the people fought for every last cantaloupe.
Dropping to his knee's Tony cried realizing that he was meant to stay hungry FOR EVER.
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