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super power

If I could have any super power It would be the ability to make objects float/fly. This is because i would be able to make objects float towards me instead of me moving towards those objects. I would also be able to make my self float. Making travel easy and no more getting stuck in traffic.



AND I THOUGHT HURRICANE SEASON WAS OVER~!!!!

MOTHER'S FRENCH TOAST

Have you ever wanted to invest your money into a breakfast product, only to find it was destined for failure. Well your search is over. Mother's French Toast is a melt in your mouth yokey break paradise.With the warm strawberry syrup that spills over the side of the crust and enough sugary frosting to make your head spin, this is a product born to be made into a franchise.
Each bite leaves your mouth unsatisfied, and when your finished and full you will still see if you are able to fit one more piece into into that loaded garage you used to call a stomach. And if your a crust hater, mother solves this problem with her complimentary F.T. Cutters; coming in an assortment of shapes, such as dinosaurs, zoo animals and veggies (in case you want to trick your kid into thinking there eating something healthy.
Not only does it taste great but it also sells at an all new low price, 59 cents!!!!!!!!!!
Yes Mothers French Toast is a melt in your mouth sensation, that comes with special F.T. Cutters and is sold for a ridiculously low price. It is surely the safest and best investment for this Christmas season!!!!!

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Option #1

The rough rumble of hunger ravaged Tony's tummy, as he desperately cruised around his local grocery store. He'd in the store for a total of one hour and 33 minutes, and without any luck he was now about ready to remove his stomach and relieve himself of this ridiculous pickle of a situation he had lodged himself into.
It all started when he had first arrived at his location, in an attempt to find supplies for a delicious dinner; of which will not be named. As he looked and picked out his ingredients he realized the delicious dues ( THE SECRET INGREDIENTS) were missing. Therefore his diner (That will not be named) was ruined.



"What to do, what to do," he pondered out loud. Then he got it. "I will get the most delicious burger," he said to himself "A burger so delicious not even the gods of Olympus would be worthy."

"Well that's going to be difficult, isn't it?" said a passer by sarcastically.

"Well maybe not the gods of.....," Tony's voice trailed of as he saw it. The largest sign he had ever seen, at the front of the store, in big bold print and on bright fluorescent pink paper. "SMALL JIMMY BOY'S BIG GREASY BURGERS, SO DELICIOUS NOT EVEN THE GODS OF OLYMPUS ARE WORTHY!!!!!" then beside it was a much smaller sign. " Cantaloupe 99 cents".


Tony thought "well I'd much rather have the the cantaloupe."


So he headed towards the cantaloupe. As he walked away the noise behind him escalates, and a woman screams " CANTALOUPE ONLY 99 CENTS!"

Tony didn't even turn around. He just ran. Weaving in and out of rows trying to get towards the cantaloupe before the massive crowd. Sliding around the corner coming out of the condiments isle, he saw the cantaloupe. Sitting in a large bulk bin they sat, almost glowing amidst the other fruits. Then within an instant the crowd was on them. Like a pack of hungry wildebeest, the people fought for every last cantaloupe.
Dropping to his knee's Tony cried realizing that he was meant to stay hungry FOR EVER.

Top 3 Bikes

The top three bikes of which I will chose, will be selected based on this criteria.

CRITERIA

Frame- Must be a light symmetrical frame of which matches the style of riding it is made for.

Components - Only top notch components will be excepted.

Looks - Must be generally appeal ling to the eye.

Price - more points will be gained for lower prices.

Because there are so many styles of bikes I am going to chose one bike for 3 categories, Freeride, Slopestyle and Dirt jump/street.

First Freeride!

The bike that I chosen for my top freeride bike is the Specialized SX Trail. With a smooth and an eye catching Geometry that incorporates the smoothness and mobility of a slopestyle frame as well as keeping the durability of a DH frame, it is perfectly suited for this category. Allowing you push it to it's limits by taking large hits, as well as tricking it out when your trying to be fancy. Though it is an expensive buy sitting at a grand total of around $3,500, you no it's worth it because of the quality specialized puts into their frames as well as the quality of components.

Second Dirt Jump/ Street!

Norco is a world renowned bike manufacturer that has a great reputation for producing amazing bikes and frames, and this is one of the reasons why I have picked the 2008 Norco 250 for my favorite Dirt Jump/ Street bike. Having the highest of quality of components such as the Funn stem and bars and a super light frame for whips and tricks this bike is a serious competitor at any dirt jump session. Not only that but with a slick chrome finish and hot red components it is also one of the best looking bikes on the market. Also with a price reduction of $600 it is mor affordable than ever.

Third and Final, Slopestyle!

The final bike of my choice is the kona Bass. With a very smart 3 pivotal system kona Bass is not only able to be geared but is able to me modified for single speed as well, even though it has a back shock. This is extremely handy when your moving back and forth between dirt jumps, the street and some of the bigger, smoother hits. Set at a very reasonable price of $2,499 you are getting the highest of quality for really, three types of riding.